Taser is for Everybody, Even Lobsters

We've heard all sorts of news about tasering, from criminals to a legless man and even a 10 year old girl. It's time to put it to the next level. In the UK, a man invented a lobster stunner that is said to be more humane alternative than boiling the critters to death. The process involves electrocuting the lobster at 110 volts in 2.5amps, that causes an immediate interruption of the shellfish's nervous system, prolonged application causes permanent disruption, and therefore will not cause pain or distress. It can be used in other shellfishes as well like crabs and crayfishes too.